shizness

The word stupid white people say when they're trying to be cool but cant quite pronounce "fo' shizzle" right.

Yo homeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz! Thiz iz off DA hizzzzeeeee fore shiznesss DAUG!

by Annerz October 24, 2004

shiz

A mixture of shit and jizz, created commonly in the act of anal intercourse.

"Let's make shiz, baby?"
"Wipe that shiz off your ass"
"Aw Shiz"

by PaulCORE October 29, 2007

shiz

Shiz: A mixture of shit and jizz

Ill rather eat bull SHIZ instead of doing this exam.

by killerzofall April 6, 2010

shiz

instead of saying shit, you say shiz

gurl, what the shiz!

by Richard Thompson October 21, 2018

shiz

Is clipping, which came from the word of "Schizophrenia". Often used as a replacement to: describe something psychedelic or recount somebody's insanity. This word is also often compared to the word "shit".

That movie was a total shiz. I didn't understand a thing.

by chuppakabra August 6, 2011

THE SHIZ

1) a reaaly awsome present that just makes you want to jump SLAP up and down. usually given to a "birthday gurl" but only the bestest!!!!!

2) a necklace consisting of a a pink bottle cap like figure with insperational writing and subtle rhine stones

fiona--- lets get namit a B-day prezzz

carly-- sounds SLAP like a plan AKA IM THINKING SOMTHING LIKE THE SHIZ???

fiona--- slap ????????

carly--- you SLAP kno it

by best giverrrr May 27, 2009

That's The Shiz

used by people who are afraid to say shit
a substitution for a curse word such as beotch or betch, for bitch.

nerd:have you played that new arcade game yet? its awesome isn't it.
nerd 2:yeah! that's the shiz

by esther ab March 17, 2008