Shittle

Noun: the fine spray emitted from ones anus during a wet fart
I was relaxing in the restaurant when a waiter farted and some shittle flew onto my neck.
by fishonlegs July 03, 2021
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Shittle

When you take a shit and some piss comes out
John: yo dude I just took a MASSIVE shittle

Robert: damn
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Shittle

When you eat something and drink something at the same time or just after, causing a terrible taste inside your mouth.
I just ate a Oreo and drank mountain dew at the same time! Ugh! I got the worst taste of shittle in my mouth.
by Shnipe July 28, 2014
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Shittle

When you eat something and drink something at the same time or just after, causing a terrible taste inside your mouth.
I just ate a Oreo and drank mountain dew at the same time! Ugh! I got the worst taste of shittle in my mouth.
by Shnipe July 28, 2014
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Shittles

My favorite M&M’s are Shittles.
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Shittlely

Shittlely:(adj) Pretty shitty ngl, whatever it is, it's probably really covered in unknown fluids
Damn, those handcuffs are pretty Shittlely. You probably shouldn't use them,
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shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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