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esme freya shires

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down
Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute
by Mr homless September 29, 2020
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fa shire my nine iron

Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!
1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!
by James Sheridan April 19, 2005
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Shire

Shire is a super gorgeous girl who will always stay loyal.Shire is just an amazing girl and is often underrated
Person 1:"do you know shire?"
Person 2:"ofc I do she is super cool and very pretty
by dickiepoo123 October 23, 2022
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Shire

your shire
by anonymous October 28, 2022
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Shire

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.
Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.
by Misinformative April 18, 2023
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Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.
Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"
by GynaBFW March 2, 2009
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