Shark

An expensive and relatively fast whip

“Y’all see that shark dippin’ from 5-0 down 8th?”

by Extra Large Fries June 10, 2019

sharking

Popularised by 'Questionable Content' cartoonist Jeff Jacques in comic #1397, sharking is the act of pressing ones' erect penis against the side of a sleeping partner.

"Marten kept sharking me awake."

""Sharking" you?"

"You know how sometimes if you're sleepin' with a guy he'll snuggle up to you and you feel something poking you in the side?
That's the Boner Shark."

by Cold Chicken Sandwich May 5, 2009

sharking

One's relentless circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The shark finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.

Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.

After sharking for hours, Alden finally broke through murky waters to snatch Alex, but she had fake tits.

by findingnemo September 15, 2013

Shark

You looked this up after seeing the definition of "Urban dictionary" did you? 😏

A shark is a fucking fish idiot

by Logic-Buster October 29, 2020

Sharked

A term used to describe when a male has successfully pulled your girlfriend/girl you have your eye on or girl you have already been chatting up. Can often result in small scale dancefloor fights between friends or strangers.

Dan, you have just been sharked by will, big time.

by The Finster chief June 9, 2007

shark

v. to creep, lurk, or aggressively hit on someone or something

"This dude at the bar was totally sharking on me last night."

"Man, the mall is so full today, I had to shark for a parking spot."

by sharksonsharksonsharks November 8, 2012

Shark

VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.

No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?

by schroedersoul May 5, 2009