rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
by bedmaster July 11, 2008
A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
by Kieran Crowe December 16, 2007
A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
I saved time this morning by having a shank.
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
by thecurlybrothers July 12, 2008
Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
by shiv man April 22, 2009
by bigDandtheBoys May 14, 2011
Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
by whodemscotts July 08, 2011