rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
by bedmaster July 7, 2008
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shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.
Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.
by shiv man April 21, 2009
Get the Shank mug.A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.
I saved time this morning by having a shank.
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"
"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"
by thecurlybrothers August 4, 2008
Get the Shank mug.A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
by Kieran Crowe January 7, 2009
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the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
by Bartholomew555666 May 7, 2009
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