shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.

Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.

Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help

by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012

shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015

shampooli

Originated from the word Shamali, this nickname has been given to Adam AlShamali, this nicknames means that someone is a god and is untouchable just like Adam. This term is also used for alpha males and handsome men.

“Damn bruh that guy is almost shampooli”

by iloveshamali123 March 22, 2019

Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011