rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

shaffner

the last name of a jackass fuck i know

i hate that fuckin shaffner

by jessina September 11, 2004

Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011

Shafter

One really fucked up town with lot's of whores and webber's and one nazi that live by tila the whore.

nazi and whore town

by Bob November 12, 2003

Shiffert

The name that one calls another when they want to slaughter a pig.

girl 1:'SHIFFERT ITS TIME TO BREE BREE THE PIG!!'

by BC13 mofos August 25, 2010

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shafterburn

After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.

Not tonight love, I've still got shafterburn from earlier!

by Cbored January 27, 2009