The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
by The Mudslider June 9, 2006
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he ugly and thinks he’s the shit. (he built weird too)
damn they built like a sergio
by meanie pants February 11, 2020
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someone named sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. usually very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. they are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. he will always be caught smiling or working hard. his only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. if you ever meet someone named sergio, hold on to them tight.
sergio is always smiling. i want to get to know him better! he is so nice!
by sajstarr November 22, 2021
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sergio, a term who is used on bodø, in norway..
mostly a guy who cares, he think he is better then u..
guy1: u r such a noob!
guy2: (he's not saying anything)(he ignores you)
guy1: u r such a sergio!
by marchfeit June 7, 2006
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a boy who has CCD (Cock Craving Disorder) he craves the cock all up inside of him his best friend is the erect black cock
Man that dudes so gay.....hes a Sergio
by brandonstone9 August 3, 2011
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sergio (verb) Sir-Gee-Oh
To sergio is to steal hubcaps,wing-mirrors and basically anything while disguised as an Arab, English teacher with a scouse accent. Often done under the pretext of borrowing.
A."Will you stop Sergioing from me and give me my Borak CD back"
B."I'll bring it in tomorrow! Sorry,I'm very old and forgetfull"
A."Whatever, by the way, have you put on weight?"
by Tom Horton July 2, 2007
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he issa a very bad person. like whoooo0a. be careful wit that peep. he finna es just bad fo ju
shooooooo hol up sergio finna pull up.
by peep-cordero April 16, 2019
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