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sexually ambiguous

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.
Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.
by killa wharl March 16, 2016
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gone sexual

Something turned sexual that you didn't expected, often used by YouTube prankers.
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sexual weirdo

someone who is thinking if not having sex all of the time, therefore causing them to be a weirdo....a sexual weido.
person 1: its not normal staying in and having sex all the time!
person 2 : im not! its elliots fault anyway!
person 1 : your a pair of sexual weirdos!
person 2 : hahahahaha!
person 1 : its not funny, and its not right!
person 2 : i have never been so insulted in my life xD
by jojar April 16, 2011
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business sexual

Clothing which is technically appropriate for the workplace, but which creates interest and/or arousal by co-workers or customers. "Business sexual" is a variation of "business casual" attire which emphasizes the individual's physical attractiveness. Generally applied to women only.
Martina decided to wear a business sexual outfit on Thursday. She saw that Cassandra at the bank probably had the same idea, as did Laura at the outlet mall. She felt more attractive and powerful. The world was a happier place for everyone.
by Rusanova November 7, 2010
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Faggoto-sexual Foreskin

Someone that everyone knows is gay and nobody likes. A person that talks about penises all day and calls everyone a dick.
Guy: "Yo man ur such a penis. Ur a fat, short dick"

Other Guy: "Dude, stop being a faggoto-sexual foreskin!!"
by TheDude46 May 28, 2009
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ass-sexual

A person who is only sexually interested in butt fucking, regardless of gender.
Bradley: So wait your Gay?

Pastor Cody: No. I'm ass-sexual. I once went a week without butt fucking and I tried to kill myself.

-Average Dicks Web Series (Episode 4 - Extreme Drifting)
by VinceVaghnrox97 January 22, 2016
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