Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Salma

By far the prettiest girl ever met. She is shy at first but crazy once you get to know her. She will not put up with any sh*t talk about her best friend. She is an amazing girlfriend/ wife. She is a optimistic girl that does what she wants and doesn’t care what people think. She speaks her mind even if it is the brutal truth. She makes sure that nothing will hurt her best friends. She will kill you if you hurt her friends. She loves blue eyes and dark hair. She is made for a prince and nothing less. She is amazing funny and most of all beautiful inside and out. She is a goody on the outside but a bad on the inside. She had a good side and a bad side to her and trust me you don’t wanna get on her bad side. She is very athletic and very good at sports. She is the most amazing person in the world. She is very creative whether with writing or art. She loves music. She is an amazingly sweet person who likes to fantasize about her life. She is honestly the best person you will ever meet.

Boy: Damn look at her she is hot.

Boy 2: I know she must be a Salma.

Boy: I’m going to ask her out.

Boy 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you. She is Salma’s best friend and you cheat a lot. She will kill you.

Boy: okay I won’t ask her out.

by Red dog 333 July 6, 2018

Air Selangor

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.

Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.

by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

Salma

salma a beautiful girl with stunning eyes once you look at them you can never unlook at them the shy little girl who is also socially awkward but can be your best guide she is a wifey material and a child at heart she is the smartest and the loyalest to her friends she is cheerful and likes to cheer her friends up

1: hey did you see the new girl
2: yes her name is salma
1: no wonder i couldn't take my eyes off of her and couldn't even talk wish i can make her my friend
2: or my wife

by sweet potato head January 26, 2021

Salman Gay

An urban legend of a gay man who once thighed his precious cousin while asleep.(it could also mean you are safely being gay since the word Salman is “safe”)

Bro you just assumed I committed Salman gay.
Yo that’s super Salman gay.
I was trying to keep it Salman Gay but my parents found out .

by Finder kinderland August 14, 2020

Salman Shah

The Hero of Dreams, The King of Hearts. The only Bangladeshi film actor who was worthy of representing the country on a global scale as a superstar. He was unlike any hero the public of Bangladesh ever saw. Smart, educated, handsome, classy, charismatic, talented. He was the full package.

He was particularly known for his subtle & natural acting in the film industry of Bangladesh which is infamous for its dramatic & over the top acting. He was a breath of fresh air in the 1990s with his handsome looks, boyish voice, proper dialogue delivery, eye-catching screen presence & amazing fashion choices. He was also known to experiment with his looks & hairstyles playing versatile characters on-screen.

He did 27 films in his short 4.5 year old career & most of them were superhits. As he only lived for 25 years he will never age & remain young forever in the eyes of every celluloid loving Bangladeshi person. His popularity will last for generations to come & his legacy will live forever. Because there will never ever be anyone that will even come close to the legend that he is.
Crush of every girl, Idol of every boy & Emotion of every Bangladeshi- that's Salman Shah for you.

Girl 1: Man Bangladesh has some good actors but nobody is worthy of becoming the ultimate movie star with amazingly good looks, classy attitude & consistently credible acting ability.
Boy 1: There was the one & only Salman Shah who came close to being the perfect movie Superstar with all the qualities. He came, he saw & he conquered!!!
Girl 2: Yeah but he is no more right?
Boy 2: Supernovas like Salman Shah never die girl! They just explode in the galaxy & leave everyone in awe forever.

by Archie Veronica Jones September 27, 2023

Sela

The type of girl who you can’t get over. She’s a girl who’s sweet as can be, gorgeous, photogenic as all get out, and has a hysterical sense of humor. Although she can be quite sassy and sarcastic, she’s a girl you know you’d want to be with even on the bad days. She’s super religious and has good morals, and she’s waiting for that perfect guy, which is keeping her from you. Every guy wishes they have a Sela.

guy 1: Have you seen the really cute new girl?
Guy 2: must be a Sela

by Red Sox 25 December 18, 2017