A moment/ subject of conversation that isn't worth talking about. A little thing that normally people wouldn't bother to bring up.
Example 1:

X: Let's *cough, cough* shake on it.
Y: I'm not gonna shake hands with YOU, you just coughed in your hands!
Y: Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

Example 2:

X: Are you kidding me?
Y: Why what happened?
X: My waiter spilled my drink and didn't even offer to clean it up!
Y: I'll just ask him to pick it up.
X:No don't do that, he knows i saw him do it.
Y: Your making this such a Seinfeld episode.
by Jews are people too July 02, 2010
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Make like Seinfeld

Dictionary:

To depart from or leave while “being on top”
To depart from or leave while being the best in the industry
To depart from or leave while having the world in the “palm of your hand”
To depart from or leave before you decline in popularity or ability

Thesaurus:

Make like Kurt Cobain
Make like Michael Jordan
After Frank won the WSOP he decided to make like Seinfeld.
by Dirtbag_420 April 02, 2006
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SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.
Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?
by dead777 April 20, 2010
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Seinfeld

verb or noun to describe entertainers who refuse to keep their material updated with the times and have been irrelevant for at least 20 years whining about audiences no longer finding their tired old schtick amusing
Roseanne Barr was on Fox News last night and seinfelded about ‘woke college radicals’ for seven straight minutes!”

Bill Maher really pulled a seinfeld in his monologue last night after nobody laughed at yet another of his boomer bitchfests masquerading as a stand-up routine.”
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we gonna seinfeld this bitch

Drive until we have no gas in the car
Where's the nearest gas station? Are we gonna Seinfeld this bitch?
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Seinfeld coded

the straight man, a figure who is "able to observe the chaos around him but not always be a part of it."
Have you seen Jerry? yeah hes totally Seinfeld coded
by Midwest emo fan November 07, 2023
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