scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

Smutterer

One who writes smut. (Erotica)

Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)

After penning several very sexual short stories, my friends referred to me as the most prolific smutterer they'd known.

by Pragmatic Romantic August 17, 2009

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

sputtered

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

Stutter Stroke

When you are having intercourse with a girl in doggy style, and you have an inconsistent beat in between each stroke.

Briana: “Damn, that nigga Chris’ stroke game wack as fuck. Nigga had a whole ass stutter stroke and everything.”

by StultifiedJohnny August 13, 2019

texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014