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scroungemuffin

A demeaning way to describe someone who looks scroungy or dirty; wearing tattered clothing, having messy hair, etc. Anything that makes you look disheveled, makes you a scroungemuffin.

It’s basically raggamuffin but using the word scrounge instead of ragga as the prefix. Except raggamuffin usually refers to children, where as scroungemuffin can refer to people who look poor of any age.
Person 1: “Cindy is such a scroungemuffin.”
Person 2: “I know, she looks like she hasn’t showered in weeks...”
Person 1: “I bet she shops at Goodwill.”

Cindy: “Hey I’m back, sorry I look like such a scroungemuffin.”
Cindy’s bf: “I think you look adorable all scroungy like that.”
by XxextremelyjiggywithitxX September 15, 2019
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scrondolia

The act of having your scrondolium (head) figuratively send back into another dimension. Typically used in video games to define being killed in a spectacular fashion.
by Hoseph January 14, 2020
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scrundle

A scrundle basically means a jumbled group of objects. Similar to scrundled, scrundingled, or any other variation you can think of.

I use it as-
Scrundle- a jumble of things
Scrundled- mixed up/ messy, Can also be used in a situation where, in a Looney Tunes cartoon, a character would have stars circling around their head, or any funny mess up, such as tripping and falling on something small, but not getting hurt.
Scrundingled- Messed up, jumbled, etc. Similar to Scrundled but more fancy. The two are pretty much interchangeable.
"Come check out this dragon's Scrundle of treasure!"
"John Scrundled my puzzle, and now I have to start over!"
"I got Scrundingled by that piece of ice which made me tumble through the snow!"
by The_Scrundingler January 19, 2023
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Gold digging scoundrel

A person who steals your time, money or things; a proper scumbag.
Person 1. Mate she wants to charge $50 a word for my essay!
Person 2. What a gold digging scoundrel they are!
by anonymous little rat August 23, 2022
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

I group of people living in a fantasy world that like to think they are badass, but in actuality are no more than credit card mobsters living a life of penis envy. When people walk by them on the street, the Scoundrels may shout out, "We're hostile, so tread lightly." Most people just walk by them snickering, feeling a bit sorry for them, because they know they probably define themselves by this pathetic little life of fantasy and that no one actually fears them or pays them no mind.
Don't laugh at the dirty rotten scoundrel, it only makes them cry more.
by happy2012 November 23, 2011
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scrounched

layin on the floor talkin on the cell when u have no service everywhere else in ur house.
AHH im scrouching jus to talk to ur lame ass...better be interesting
by Param November 28, 2004
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Scrounge Lizard

A one-time distinguished gentleman who is now so deeply in the grip of a hopeless alcohol addiction that he frequents his local convenience store in the hope of persuading people, usually older women, to give him money to purchase White Star/White Lightning/White Diamond/insert most potent cider that tastes like it was brewed in a tramp's sock here.

This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.

These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.

Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
"What took you so long? I've been in here ten minutes."

"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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