by Griff Law April 6, 2015
Get the Stretching your Cornucopia mug.The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
by nipples May 24, 2007
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When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.
Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"
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Get the Crab Scratching mug.(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.
Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.
2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.
3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.
3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
Get the Switching Positions mug.A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.
by DMShocker27 May 24, 2011
Get the Dutch Scratching mug.An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?
In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
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