Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

scortched to oblivion

scortched to oblivion

Our crops were scortched to oblivion

by anonymous September 19, 2022

SCOCHED

To be wronged, ripped off or cheated

I bought some apples from my neighbor and they were full of worms. That's the second time iv been scoched by him. Don't give him money he's going to scoche you

by King Ronsco March 7, 2023

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

Scorched

Once Sonic, now replaced by Hog

Scorched: “ I̴̢̤͚̙͈̒̀͐̀̀͒̏͌̽̒̀͝ ̵̢̛̤̥͓̯̬̟̐̈́͑̊͐̋̇̾̾͘W̴̫̱̥̠̯̝͇̱̫̿I̶̢̖͙̳̗̥̣̘̰͕͖̋͂͌̄̀͘L ̡̢̬̫̥͔͗͗̑͐͝L̵͓̯̟̺̠̫͙̔͊͗́̚ ̵̛͖̳͓̥͈̗̜͖̫̖̼̒͗̈́͊̓̉͋͘̚͠͠͠N ̢̧͕͕̪͖͔͙͔̥̖̏̀̍̐̍̈̈͠͝ͅȌ̶̪̩̻̜̥̖̳̗̮̪̄͒̈̋̕͜͝ͅT̶̩͚͎̯͐̾̐̌͝ ̡̗̱̦͇̤̠̺̱͍̫̠̰͛̃͂͜ͅB̵̧̧̰̭͙͕̟͋̄̈ͅE̴͍̠̎̀̌̈́̄͆ ̶̛̛̣͈͈̠̱͇̲̗̌̈́̽́̆͋͊̏͑̉Ṛ̴͎̂̂̂E ̡̧̥͖̗̪̘͇̙̰̥͑͑͐̌͒̈́͑͗̈́̎͒̕ͅP ̧̤̻̜̼͒̋̈́̏͆L ̡̡͍̗̦̫̫̮̦̤͉͔͙͂̈̑̈́̏̾̌͑̃̆̀̓̑͜ͅĄ̴̼̺͉̩̲̗̘̥̪͙̥̮͊͌̾̿̓̍̃̋̊̇͘C̴̡͎̯̫̱͚̋̍̾̃̑̓̐ͅĘ̶̤̲̦̤̤̌̾͂̏̎̀̍̊͊͑̒͂̾̕̚D ̧̡͉̬̟̹̮͍͕̫̰̞̭͈̣̑͐͒̌̍̔̀̒!”

by STARSCREAM’S INEVITABLE DEMISE March 2, 2024

Scorched Earth Fallacy

A severe form of Poisoning the Well where, after identifying a single flaw, mistake, or morally questionable association in an opponent's past, one declares their entire intellectual landscape barren and uninhabitable. No argument they ever present, past or future, can be valid because the ground has been "scorched" by their earlier transgression. It is a totalizing dismissal that seeks to burn down the person's entire credibility permanently.

Example: "You admitted you voted for that corrupt mayor ten years ago? That's it. I'm deploying the scorched earth fallacy on you. Nothing you ever say about politics, economics, or even the weather can be trusted. Your judgment is eternally compromised." One past action is used to justify rejecting all future contributions.

by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026