schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004

schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 6, 2020

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer December 18, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked

"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump

by Good Samratarin October 31, 2020