scelzi

(verb) to check out one's own ass in the mirror and then go home and masturbate to the thought of said ass

we noticed he'd taken a while in the dressing room and when he scurried out in a rush, we knew he was going home to scelzi.

by duff_man May 15, 2007

Schlog

When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.

Dude, I dropped a schlog

by Breerussell__ April 23, 2018

Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

by Bubba House September 3, 2019

Scemo

A person who is considered both scene/emo

You may be this person if you wear:Skinny Jeans
Tight Band t's
If you listen to screamo/PostHardcore/Trance bands no has ever heard of
Shop at HotTopic ALOT
Have facial piercings

dude that kid is so scemo...I wanna nomnomnom on his hair :3

by PurplePerson36 August 17, 2010

schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

sceno

A hyper breed of scene/emo kids. Often characterized by an obsession with screamo/indie bands, black nail polish, and eyeliner. Skills include, but are not limited to, finding kick ass photography, discovering new bands and introducing them to the public, and abandoning old bands once they become popular. While sceno kids do not cut, they are often scene mosh pitting and being kick ass.

"Dude, when the hell did Lee and Paige become so sceno?"

by ScenoLee December 14, 2008

Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003