A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.
The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.
by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018
Get the Scarlet Banditomug. Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.
by Mobiug May 23, 2010
Get the Scarlet Poopernelmug. Scarlet Iruma is the Ultimate Sketch Artist and is the niece of Ultimate Inventor Miu Iruma. She has a bestie named Timothy and a father as well. Her mother died when she was younger and she has been having flashbacks of it every since.
by ScarletIruma03 May 25, 2021
Get the Scarlet Irumamug. by rhi----- October 25, 2007
Get the llanelli scarletsmug. A man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina while she is on her period after performing anal sex. The penis looks like a bloody piece of wood.
I was giving it to her up the back side when I slipped into troubled waters. She was on her rag and gave me a bad case of Scarlet oak.
by Doggx123 June 5, 2009
Get the Scarlet Oakmug. Queen Scarlet is the most evil , wicked and vile dragon in history. She was killed in traditional one-on-one combat for the throne by her daughter, Princess Ruby.
by Scarhead201 August 21, 2021
Get the Queen Scarletmug. A redneck.
Sometimes abbreviated to "nape", for short.
To be used as a euphemism when one wishes to belittle or mock such caucasians in their presence, without running the risk of being lynched or sodomized.
Sometimes abbreviated to "nape", for short.
To be used as a euphemism when one wishes to belittle or mock such caucasians in their presence, without running the risk of being lynched or sodomized.
"No, I do not watch NASCAR, my fine Southern friend, as I am not a scarlet nape."
Upon entering The Boar's Nest bar, Harold and Kumar quickly realized they had entered the domain of the scarlet nape.
As it was Friday night and Lynyrd Skynyrd was in town, the napes were out in force.
Upon entering The Boar's Nest bar, Harold and Kumar quickly realized they had entered the domain of the scarlet nape.
As it was Friday night and Lynyrd Skynyrd was in town, the napes were out in force.
by Straw Stack March 25, 2010
Get the scarlet napemug.