by Jesse, Luis, and Patrick June 16, 2007
1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.
2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.
2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.
by mwdlikesalligators October 13, 2010
by ashb52 August 03, 2005
"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"
"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
by Drunken38 July 05, 2019
by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017
"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"
by Dustin Fucking Jones November 05, 2007
Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 01, 2010