Satchel

A nug of marijuana/weed

Bob: I will take 6 Satchels

:dealer joe: sure

by Malakmafia February 14, 2019

Satelife

A word composed of “satellite” and “life” representing both a lifestyle philosophy and a travel technique. The satelife is the act of planning activities based on satellite images according to one’s mood: “where do I want to be now that’s physically accessible?”.
The term was first coined in 2018 by a French explorer while he was traveling to the North Cape in the Arctic Circle. He managed to survive from wild camping and fishing by looking at satellite images of ideal locations for food and shelter.

Man, that place is sick! There’s no one around. It’s the satelife!

by aragondharambure August 28, 2023

fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans

Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.

by metro boomin want some more June 6, 2021