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survive life

The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.

In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."

...dramatic silence

Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 10, 2020
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Survival Difficulty

A system of measure in the Backrooms that determines how survivable a level is.
The Survival Difficulty is based on Safety, Security, and Entity Count.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
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survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension
Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.
by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019
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Survival Vote

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.
Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
by user32157892356 February 6, 2019
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Survived Abortion

Noun~Complete waste of human life/oxygen
What a tool, a complete Survived Abortion. Why does that kid insist on living?
by MaxGH October 29, 2006
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Survival of the Fittest

When you are at school and your mom hasn’t picked you up yet and you have 5 dollars in your bag for cris
Hey, this feels like Survival of the Fittest.
by Not a Gnelf, but a gnome. January 23, 2019
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