fucky wucky surgery wurgery

When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.

P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!

by SlenderSword January 3, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Brastic Surgery

(Derived from plastic surgery) When a female wears a bra with so much padding that her breast size increases a whole letter. (i.e from B cup to C cup)

Joe: "Wow look at the rack on Shelby! Man, she almost looks attractive now"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"

by tahreeksma November 2, 2010

social surgery

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

by trevsm May 9, 2011

quadruple manpass surgery

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.

Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

by Elysian Toaster January 14, 2009