Russian Sunglasses

1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia

1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!

by mankeyrox November 11, 2011

Irish Sunglasses

Comes from the stereotypical way Irish men beat their wives, so that Irish women are often seen with a pair of black eyes that resembles sunglasses.
Can be applied to any women with a black eye given by a man.

"I heard them fighting last night, and saw her leave the house this morning with a new pair of Irish Sunglasses"

by The Good Captian December 22, 2009

arabian sunglasses

the act of placing each one of a man's testicles in the eye rivets of a young korean girl.

oh damn, soobee, thanks for the arabian sunglasses

by dingle hopper April 29, 2003

sunglasses at night

a great song. its by a gay ass dude, but the song is really really cool. hawaii/grownmadoer/kanani/nuni loves it.

i wear my sunglasses at night, so i can see kanani on her corner at night

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 16, 2005

rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.

Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!

by captain corpse May 31, 2012

Sunglasses Ho

A girl age 16-19 who usually has long blonde or brown hair which she frequently colores, is tan, wears huge sunglasses and has 20+ pairs of them, while driving her convertible car like a dumb shit, wears a lot of makeup and tight short denim shorts with little tanktops with her bikini underneath and of course flip flops in the summer, and acts like a Paris Hilton wannabe.

Nicole: Like wow, did you see Alexis in her car with the other day when those guys were tryin to pick her up??!
Ashley: I know she is such a sunglasses ho...I'm jealous!

by summertimeandthelivinseasy April 12, 2010

ethiopian sunglasses

When a girl is laying down.
A man puts his balls in front of her eyes.

Jim! Why did you put your balls in my face while I was tanning?

Well Kelly, because ethiopian sunglasses are funny!

by Frankduhtank August 12, 2008