Stomach bomb

Eating something that causes your stomach to have the worst pain in your life.

Girl: Man, that pizza we had last night was a stomach bomb!
Guy: Oh, I didn't feel anything
Girl ......

by The_Lark May 5, 2011

washboard stomach

A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles

Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!

by Susieblue January 3, 2014

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009

Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.

Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.

by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016

Sweet stomach

When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.

Sophia: You want a brownie?

Alex: Uh, sure.

15 minutes later......

Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?

Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!

by Heythere78 July 1, 2011