A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.
In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.
by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010
Get the Unified Rules of Stockton mug.A place were a lot of people party, sell drugs, and love to rep there Hood. The common residents are mostly Mexican but there are areas with diverse races. There is known to be a large amount of criminal activity but mostly people just hustling to live. Some residents are referred to as Eastsiders, East side/thug niggas, or just Gs.
Random Eastsider: Aye!! You got a liter, I need to spark this blunt?!?
Random guys thoughts: oh shit that guy is from east side Stockton.
Random guys thoughts: oh shit that guy is from east side Stockton.
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A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
by tacob911 August 21, 2010
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by catlion March 13, 2018
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named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of the anus.
after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton
after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton
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Get the burning stockton mug.One of the most decent sides of stockton, cool people, mostly people with a decent life style Ie, most have money&&dont have gun shots in their cars , unlike the crappy south side!
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