Canadian Spread

It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.

My new Kenworth T800 has a Canadian spread on it, gives me lots of extra traction in the snow.

by jay_P09 January 03, 2015

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 16, 2018

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 20, 2004

spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot

P.U.! Who just spread the mustard?

by thephraseexpert June 04, 2010

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

by Tetay October 21, 2006

Ghetto Spread

It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles

"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."

by Delphian44 December 17, 2020