SpeckleBlast

the aftermath of a wet fart infused with dingleberries let loose upon your underwear.

"I have to go change my underwear, dude".

"Why?"

"Because I just let one rip and I speckleblasted the inside of them"

by MFNMikey September 20, 2011

Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

by tdmiller February 28, 2013

SpeckleSplat

It's like a really bad person like think of the worst person ever, and then times it by 10.

"Yo, you wanna go pick up alex?"
"Nah, alex is a specklesplat"

by GlitchTwB May 28, 2021

speckle dick

This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.

damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!

by fruvous October 24, 2006

Speckle

A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.

Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'

by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020

Speckles

One who is specialized in the Pee Pee Poo Poo chant

Many people gathered around the Speckles to hear the legendary chant.

by AwakensHero May 24, 2021

old sheckled hen

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.

that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

by everybody poops May 10, 2018