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sparkle punk

Sparkle punk, or sparklepunk, is a derivative of modern emo revival music, a genre played by bands like Snowing, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, and Algernon Cadwallader, that fuses pop punk musicianship with the traditional sound of emo revival.

Popular sparklepunk bands include Mom Jeans, JANK, and Donovan Wolfington.
Hey, Bart, what's your favorite genre of music? Mine's sparkle punk.
by Garnet April 2, 2017
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Sparklepire

Noun- 1. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional pansies, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a 12 year old girl. Most notably instead of doing something cool and dramatic like bursting into flames or turning to ash in sunlight they sparkle. More closely related to Faeries and ButtPixies than vampires.

2. any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.
1. "I know what you are. you're a-"
"Say it"
"you're a.. sparklepire
2. "Omg did you see that guy with all the makeup sitting by himself in the corner?"
"I know. Total sparklepire."
by omgWhatABilf February 3, 2010
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Sparked Out

commonly used in Britain; to be knocked out, to be slid like you have vaseline on your back,
If George Bush and Barack Obama got into a fist fight, Obama would get Sparked Out.

Jesse is a mexican wanka and should get sparked out mate.
by Siege Tank February 25, 2009
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Sparkle cake

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.
by ilovegaga January 6, 2012
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Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.
ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!
by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019
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cajun sparkle

Cajun Sparkle is when a New Orleanian blows a load in the face of an individual and then proceeds to slap them in the face with a handful of glitter!
I was in New Orleans and I met this chick who wanted to blow a true Cajun, so I offered up my cock and after she blow me I proceeded to give gave her a Cajun Sparkle.
by Cougarpleaser2020 September 1, 2022
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sparklehorse

1) a term of endearment
2) the name of a band
"i love you sparklehorse."
by haroldhendu December 15, 2008
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