The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.
"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.
by SdRaider August 14, 2023
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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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South Dakota Special

The act of getting away with a crime, up-to and including murder because you are a politician in South Dakota. With the harshest sentence typically being a very reduced sentence or community service.

Notable receiver's of the South Dakota Special include Bill Janklow and Jason Ravnsborg.
In 2003, former South Dakota governor Bill Janklow got the South Dakota Special by being convicted of 2nd degree manslaughter (a Class 4 Felony) and received a shorter sentence than someone charged with a misdemeanor.
by silavon May 15, 2024
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South Dakota

A state in the US with amazing looks and a Republican state
by MinocquaFuck June 17, 2021
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south dakota hot tub

When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.
I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.
by Iseeu81mi July 2, 2022
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When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.
Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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