Shitballs

Something yelled when things aren't going your way.

Guy#1 I wanna fuck your sister!
Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
Guy#1 SHITBALLS!

by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011

Shitballs

A verb, meaning to go crazy or to lose the shit off of your balls.
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.

Kate: Wanna have sex?
Bubba: SURE!

Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.

"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"

by GottaLoveCorn August 23, 2012

Shitballs

Little clumps of shit that get stuck in your asshole and they are very annoying.

Damn, These shitballs are bothering me.

by Ethan Deitrich October 12, 2003

National kiss a softball player day

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

safeballs

Anything that is good, or tastylicious. Derives from the term safe with random genitalia added for extra emphasis. Can be in reference to events, dicks, cunts, food, or anything.

Yo man those fries were safeballs.

Dude I did Britney Spears yesterday, it wasn't safeballs.

Dude it's ok were safeballs now.

by Urinator4089 March 27, 2009

softball large

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.

"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"

by Z Dubs May 24, 2006

softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006