pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

cream socket

When a girl has a fake eye, and a guy pops it out and ejaculates inside her eye socket.

Bill : "How did last night go?"
Nate: "Totally cream socket'ed that bitch"

Bill : " You blew it in her eye? SICK"

by Ndogg553 August 6, 2011

plop socket

The anal sphincter.

The archbishop said to his nun, "I'd like to give your sister one up the plop socket, Sister Kate".

by Drippin' Yellow Madness March 15, 2015

Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

Twat Socket

An insult used to replace douchebag, twat waffle, etc.

Infanticide Jessy is such a twat socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

by David_Bowies_Package April 2, 2009

alpha socket

The alpha socket is the zone between being fully conscious and unconscious. You are conscious but the unconscious is in the foreground.

I took a hit and was in the alpha socket for quite a while.

Purportedly, Jimmi Hendrix was a master of moving into the alpha socket at will.

by ca January 27, 2005

Cock socket

A female. Much like a wall socket, they are only truly useful for one thing. cum dumpster

His wife is so stupid, she is a cock socket.

by Bullitt 4872 October 15, 2012