snakes on a plane 

An intense crisis or problem that is totally unexpected and will require all of one's wits to solve.

What was 5 minutes ago a quiet classroom had quickly become snakes on a plane. Kids were hanging from the lights, throwing darts at each other's faces, and eating the baby hamsters by the handful. Little Billy had a shotgun.

snakes on a plane by Snakesy McPlane July 12, 2006

snakes on a plane 

A movie to be released on August 18, 2006, starring Samuel Jackson. Snakes are released on an airplane by an assassin that is trying to kill Kel.
Amassed a huge cult following before it's release date, with relatively no advertising until a week or so before it was released.
Most are expecting it to be reminiscent of the 80's horror films everyone loves that are so bad that they're funny. In fact, the entire movie is played off this premise.

"I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafucking plane." -Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a plane

snakes on a plane by rabblerouser August 16, 2006

snakes-on-a-plane

adj. ridiculously over-exposed before it even actually exists or is availible because of self-perpetuating blog hype; likely to be completely passe by the time anyone can actually see/hear/try it

Howard Dean's presidential campaign was even more snakes-on-a-plane that that damn Arctic Monkeys album.

snakes-on-a-plane by jamie p June 26, 2006

Snakes on a plane 

1. An idea so amazingly, naturally perfect that no amount of deep thought by experienced professionals can possibly improve on it.

2. Something very bad.

"Snakes on a plane"?

Snakes on a mutha-farkin plane!

Snakes on a plane by S. Jackson September 9, 2006

snakes on a plane 

When several well hung pornstars ride the same plane.

When I saw the bulges in their pants I knew it was snakes on a plane.

snakes on a plane by bolshefuck111 August 8, 2015

snakes and mashpotatoes 

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

snakes and mashpotatoes by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

"Snakes On A Plane!" 

1.) used as a phrase to tell someone they are talking too loudly about personal stuff.

2.) A way to tell a person that someone they are talking about is in earshot.

3.) Telling a person their actions are completely and utterly embarrassing to you (can also be used with a kick to the shin, an evil glare, or a jab of an elbow to the ribs).

Example 1.)

J: So mom I saw this funny thing on the internet, It's from A play called Avenue Q. My fav song is "The internet is for porn."

Mom: (Almost swallows her tongue and chokes)

Me: "Snakes On A Plane J, Snakes On A Plane!"

Example 2:

J: (doesn't realize the volume of speaking which is usually loudly) "Man that chick over there is so fat, I can't believe someone would get that fat!"

Me: "Snakes On A Plane!" "You said that too loud we gotta go before we get crushed." "Run!"

"Snakes On A Plane!" by Catzrsweet September 13, 2008