Smeric

A person who gets a dick slapped on their face while their sleeping. usually done by friends older brother.

-Did you hear about last night?
-Nah. what happened?
-Smeric got dick to the face!

by Hehehe >:] May 30, 2009

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Smereal

The act of harvesting the two week old smegma from underneath one's foreskin to mix in with their cornflakes for added flavour.

Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?

Correct my friend!
This is my full protein organic Smereal mix, and the best thing is that it's 100% Natural!

by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020

smerious

Even more serious than just plain "serious."

Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I'm not just serious, I'm smerious.

by TheMan232 July 15, 2010

Smoser

a sexy sexy red head who makes everyone laugh and is a hella good senator at sidwell.

I wish that I could be Smoser!

She wishes that she could be as cool as Smoser.

by you know who November 7, 2004

smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

by Pete November 21, 2003

Smert

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon April 24, 2014