Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job

I was poppin smarties last night

by I see you sam and Rebecca August 05, 2010

smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 09, 2004

smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..

now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids

by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

Smarty tardy

by Yo-yo 94 December 01, 2018

Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.

Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?

by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012

party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

by partysmartie517 March 13, 2019

Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.

oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017