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SimonStMichel

Bourgeois de l’ancienne bretagne et freestyler avancer en ski.
Le tonton du bled et Simonstmichel on sorti un nouvelle album!
by Jooging charles December 19, 2017
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simonsen

an awesome surname.
Simonsen is so cool, that if you know him you already are cool, even if you was a loser before.
Hello simonsen!
by saadthewild February 13, 2018
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Simona

Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises

And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy

But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to

Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
Simona: stop sniffing

Boy 1: oh my god you’re definitely a Simona
by XZAV...HALP MEH March 5, 2020
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Simonsom

A mental disorter categorised by having deep feelings for a simona.
"Dude i think i got simonsom ,ive been crying after simona for an hour now!"
"Bro...same ive been crying after simona for a year...yeah i prolly got it too !"
by Ivskivs March 24, 2020
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Simona Marinovana

beatmaker, smells like urina n fairly also saves us from petio (the rapist who is 39 rn)
Simona Marinovana tu sunch kakut fata mq. Simona is chifach. Simona is great hair dresser she cam put an outfit to any hair
by heretoeditbgshit July 12, 2020
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Simonos

Person 1: I have 30 simonos.

Person 2: I have 120 simonos. Take that loser.
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Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco
X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”
by desynotpog August 8, 2021
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