Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.

First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.

by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003

Shit-eater

Military term for members of the British Forces. So named because thier food is of a much lower standard in comparison to that of thier allies.

Alternate definition: due to the fact that british food sucks sooooo bad they are commonly refered to as Shit-eaters

Only Shit-eaters serve deep fried eggs for breakfast, along with deepfried toast.

by shrek March 24, 2005

Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.

"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."

by Kate Wu January 5, 2008