shank

To go up behind a person, and pull down their pants, shorts, skirt, etc. Usually followed by large amounts of laughter.

I shanked this idiot at school. His pants were around his ankles.

by joe66 August 22, 2005

shanks

thanks, minus the t, and plus an s.

"ZOMFG, last night when you ninja'd me and then i got omicroned? that was amazing."
"I know right. Shanks."

by k. pizzle June 22, 2006

shank

A homemade weapon usually made out of old crap lying around like broken glass or metal. A shank usually is only for stabbing and has no cutting edge (like a dart, but a lot bigger and more dangerous).
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.

"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.

I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Hardly anybody else I've asked says this is true, though. Must be a southern thing as far as I know. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.

-I crafted a shank and shanked this guy in prison.

-Ahh! I shanked that drive!

-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.

by dhonker June 03, 2006

shank

to poke vigorusly with a home/prison made knife

This fool didnt give me his corn bread so i shanked that nigga on the yard.

by Chris Murphy September 05, 2003

shank

1.To stab someone with a sharp oblect
2.A knife

" I'll shank you blood!"

by Pirate Princess Kylie May 18, 2005

shank

1. to have intenst sexual intercourse with someone that you admire (i.e. "Daammnn he was lookin so right, I wanted to shank him like crazy")

2. to want to hurt/kill someone in a brutal fashion (i.e. "If he talks to me one more time, I will shank his ass!!"

the best word ever invented

by *Daron's Baklava* November 12, 2003

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder May 18, 2011