Ramble and Scramble

Just like hit it and quit it but more bro.

Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.

by BTownLaxBro January 1, 2012

Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

by P-vento May 13, 2011

scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Greek scramble

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

by Biska September 14, 2008

Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005