The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
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Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.
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Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
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Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
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You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
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