Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.

Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!

by Guacas Muy Grandes June 6, 2020

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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.

How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!

by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020

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Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.

A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.

by js1975 September 1, 2020

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