schlong

1) slang for baked potato

2) name for an ancient civilization

1) Give me a couple more schlongs

2) The aztecs were a very big schlong

by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 29, 2007

Schlong

A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.

Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!

by Jed M and Chris C September 16, 2008

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

Schlong

Code word for dick

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG

by DiccHole January 28, 2019

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

schlong

a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.

did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong

by himama November 26, 2019