Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

Sausage

EGgs, bacon, grits, sausage.

HomeGirl: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN, EGGS BACKN GRITS
Crowd; SAUSAGE
gey guy: imma gay boy but I still take sausage

by Oxi clean June 11, 2018

Sausage

Why are you looking up this fucking word. What the hell is wrong with you, you uncultured swine.

"EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING; EGGS, BACON, GRITS. SAUSAGE! I'M A WHITE GIRL AND I STILL TAKE SAUSAGE!"

by Dat Waii November 25, 2018

sausage

no

sausage

by animeisgood January 25, 2019

sausage

no

sausage

by animeisgood January 25, 2019

Sausage

A person who’s is annoying and can be extremely rude. This person may try and make an argument over nothing. Or just genuinely acts like a dick

“Omg that lad is such a sausage”

by queenlozza July 14, 2019