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Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.
Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.
Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.
Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
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by Maria Callous September 6, 2008
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Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
My parents can't find out so im doing it Sarmiento style.
Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
by Unaminous December 14, 2008
Get the sarmiento mug.Sarmale is the most important dish in Romanians' cuisine .It consists of minced pork wrapped in boiled cabbage .They are left to cool a little but they're eaten warm.You can eat them with sour cream and polenta and it's usually eaten on Christmas or Easter but you can cook it any time of the year.
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Get the Sarmale mug.Sarmat, known as the perfect retard; is a complete dumbass. We give him perfect instructions yet he doesn't follow them, in this essay I will be explaining how sarmat is a failed product of evolution and how to fix his chromosomes.
Here is how sarmat defied the laws of physics, first of all you know Einsteins black hole discovery? He didn’t need to do all of that sadly, he just needed to look into sarmat’s brain.
His brain is so small that it imploded on itself and formed a black hole, thus he can’t listen to simple directions and form his own. He tries his best yet fails horribly in order to curry the favor of the public.
He thinks he is better than everyone even though hes a complete idiot with 2 IQ, and thats overestimating it. We have evidence to back up our claims, y’know like an actual essay.
Here is how sarmat defied the laws of physics, first of all you know Einsteins black hole discovery? He didn’t need to do all of that sadly, he just needed to look into sarmat’s brain.
His brain is so small that it imploded on itself and formed a black hole, thus he can’t listen to simple directions and form his own. He tries his best yet fails horribly in order to curry the favor of the public.
He thinks he is better than everyone even though hes a complete idiot with 2 IQ, and thats overestimating it. We have evidence to back up our claims, y’know like an actual essay.
by TylerB272 April 2, 2021
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