sandpaper cacoon

A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn

Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.

by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Sandpaper

A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.

Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!

by Maximum girth March 08, 2021

Sandpaper

A word that describe someone who is anti-Beyonce. In other words, a hater or heavy critic of Beyonce.

Everytime Beyonce makes an announcement, there is always a sandpaper in the comment section.

by CF97 February 05, 2025

Sandpaper face

Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way

That Spew Is sandpaper face (disgusting)

by November 01, 2020

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019