sandpaper cacoon

A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn

Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.

by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

Sandpaper face

Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way

That Spew Is sandpaper face (disgusting)

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Sandpaper

A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.

Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!

by Maximum girth March 8, 2021

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023