ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty
self expanatory
by unfukwithable May 27, 2004
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Sammich Race

When having sex, The first one to orgasm wins and the loser has to make the sandwich for the "after" snack.
I challenge you to a sammich race :-)
by RockNRolla August 20, 2014
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Sammich Wench

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.
I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.
by Duchess WINston. July 08, 2011
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Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
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Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.
Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!
by rawesomer September 26, 2018
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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
by John Godwin February 07, 2013
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sammich maker

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
by bitchinthekitchen May 14, 2010
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