rusty trombone
rusty trombone by pft jordan August 10, 2006
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When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
rusty trombone by Freezerguy December 4, 2013
Rusty Trombone
When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.
Rusty Trombone by lollios December 14, 2014
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Rusty Trombone by Minkenator July 21, 2017
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Rusty Trombone by RustyBone January 10, 2019
Rusty Trombone
70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Rusty Trombone by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
Rusty Trombone
The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.
Rusty Trombone by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019