First Rule of Fight Club

First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.

Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.

by Oz101010101001010 December 16, 2008

Rule Bender in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.

Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Rule 12

Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say...

Follow rule 12

by AdriMDT December 27, 2022

cokefest rule

phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile

"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"

"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"

"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"

by remnant_cokefest March 18, 2013

All Availability Rule

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Rule 34

A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."

by suburbandictionary August 29, 2013

ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

by LJBee August 7, 2017