The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.

Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!

by GOliath69 October 10, 2022

Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011

Romanian Hot Tub

When two people piss in a bathtub then fuck in that bathtub.

i was thinking of asking my wife if she would enjoy taking a Romanian hot tub together.

by Btrainzen October 17, 2014

Romanians

Sexy breed of ppl most notable for dominating at the Olympics Men's and Women's gymnastics. Most unknown culture of all the Romance Languages with a pretty crazy history. Has been free of Communist rule for over 20 years.

Dude 1 : Bro, did you see that gorgeous Romanian broad that won the gold? Just gimme 3 mins alone with her....

Dude 2: Yo you know shes only 12.

Dude 1 : Romanians mature early...

by SwoleUpPupils December 22, 2009

romania

A beautiful country in Eastern Europe, unfortunately saddled with the worst neighbors in history. Having hungary as a neighbor is like having a pig farm next door, it smells, its noisy and mainly only the most uneducated people work/live there. A great country that has been raped clean by years of communist rule, corruption and emmigration of the upper echelon, read: most educated, brightest, people in its society. We do have some of the most beautiful landscapes in Europe, monasteries, castles and general buildings of interest. The women, WOW, if you really want to see some gorgeous and generally educated women, go there, not like these fat ass, poorly dressed and uneducated females we have here. The alchohol and food are great, our sarmale and tuica kick ass. Do not listen to these little ass pirates, faggots from Hungary, hell, it probably took 10 top proffesors from their top university 6 months to write that mispelled vile trash about Romania, but what can you expect, theyre just Hungarians.
"Vine trenul din Galati, plin cu Unguri spinzurati"
Sa-m tirii coiale pe coliva lu mata, Pisti

"What the hell is that smell Vasile, it smells like.....shit, or dead pig?"
"Thats the bad part about living in this part of Romania Ioane, when the wind shifts you can smell the Hungarians"

by Comie Bastard November 8, 2008

romania

Romania ... u have money u have em all ... a country rulled by pussys and thieves ... a glourios and hounourable history but with a really grim future its going downhill and its going fast . Romanian people are actually very nice and hospitable but like all other nations we have our own trash whom we named "GIPSYs" or "tigani" in romanian ... they are not romanian ... romanians are good ...tigani are bad and evil and they should be exterminated, now before making me a racist let me tell u this...they dont steal , kill and rob because they are poor ...as a mather of fact most of them drive cars i can never afford ...have 2kg+ golden chains and other jewelry and they still stink , they still rob ..they still kill ..Germans , Italians ,French ,Spanish people ..please stop confusing gipsy's with romanians ...i admit that there are some romanians that are involved with them ..but they are trash too so nobody would miss em if they suddenly dissapear ..ok ..have a nice day :)

romania not happy to be here like the rest of those 22 milions

by derzelas January 19, 2008

Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.

Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"

by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011