The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.
Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
by Sue Cash November 26, 2021
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Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
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Rowing on land or being so terrible at something for example your job, video games, driving. This could also be used as a term to use when you don't want to use someone's real name since they are not deserving of it.
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