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wanna root

Kiwi mating call, often found on NZDating.com and commonly used by beer-bellied, shaven headed gits, wearing black jeans and Marilyn Manson t-shirts to fat unattractive women that couldn't possibly score anyone sober/normal.
Bloke: "Wanna root?"
Desperate Fat Chick: "Yeah, go on then."
Bloke: "OK. Let me finish this bottle of Woodstock first."

*frantic copulating session ensues*
by Rollergirl October 29, 2005
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roohy

Arabic word for "my soul", usually used to love ones
Son, daughter, wife, husband, friend.
Boy: Hey baby
Girl: Hey roohy
by lolrawr February 29, 2008
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Sheep Rooter

A dergatory term for a person from New Zeland. To say that a person has sexual intercouse with a sheep. (Origin: Almost only used by Australian's for making fun of New Zelander's because of the ratio of sheep to people in New Zeland.)
"The All Blacks are a bunch of Sheep Rooters."
by Bigi July 31, 2005
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root coot

I was gonna fuck her but she had a root coot, I mean smelled like straight fish
by miss jazz in sc December 21, 2006
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root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.
(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"
by Funkniesha July 9, 2016
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Root beer throttle

When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.
Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.
by Hydration Addict April 24, 2020
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Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
by BigEd129 June 11, 2021
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