jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 17, 2019

Ritzing

The act of crushing up a packet of ritz crackers and pouring the crumbs on someone.

Person 1: You gonna let that slide?
Person 2: No I'm planning on Ritzing him in the halls

by Luccafish February 22, 2023

Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.

“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz”

by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!

"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"

by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011